Bangkok After Hours - eBook

Bangkok After Hours - eBook
One Man's Wild Erotic Adventures in the Red Light Districts of Bangkok, Pattaya & Asia After Hours.

Monday, March 19, 2018

Bar Tip of the Day...

It doesn’t really matter if there are 100 sexy girls working in that gogo bar or only 10. In most cases you’re only planning on bar fining one (sometimes 2). Besides just like an all you can buffet you can always come back for more an hour or two from now if you’ve still got the cash and an appetite for more!

Friday, March 16, 2018

The 5 Types of Thai Bargirl

Pattaya One News reports that if you are prowling the bars of Pattaya for the first time, or need a pointer in the right direction, here are the 5 varieties of bargirl you will encounter on a night out and how to handle them.

1: The Agogo Superstar. They can cost you 1,000 THB in bar fines and 3 or 4 times that amount for a short-time appearance, but c’mon, they are superstars, so what did you expect?

2: Short-Time Beer Bar Girl. The Short-Time Beer Bar girl usually lurks in the dark alleyways and bars of Soi 6 in Pattaya and is a master at plying her trade. She is like the production line of bar girls, knocking out jaded customers one after the other. With the stamina of a marathon runner and the skills of a brain surgeon, when you want a guaranteed 20-minutes of unbridled heat and then want to go about your everyday business, this girl is the perfect catch for you… well, for a short time anyway!

3: Lovely Long-Time GF-Experience Bar Girl. Did you think it was possible for a bargirl to be clingy? If you said ‘yes’, you are probably a handsome guy in your 20s or 30s who has to kick girls out of the bed every day of the week. For the everyday bar-mongerer in his 40s, 50s and 60s, when we want to feel special, we find a lovely long-time bargirl in a beer bar. Long-time girls want to come and stay with you for your entire holiday. They are perfect if you want to some companionship to visit Koh Chang or another island, but you must be weary when they place their toothbrush next to yours in YOUR bathroom. Long-time girls are great, for a short time that is!

4: Porn Star Experience Bar Girl. If you want to the full porn-star experience that will leave you with a ruptured spleen or a cracked pelvis, you must have just gotten divorced. The lesser spotted porn-star bargirl can be difficult to track down, but when you have one, she will pin you to the bed like a pneumatic drill. You will only know you have captured a porn-star type when they start to take out tools from their handbags before a session, so you have been warned.

5: The Long-Time Bar Girl Player. Your new Thai bar girl is ‘different’, right? You have been with her for a lengthy two weeks and she never asked you for money outside of buying some cockroaches from the local fried insect vendor. This girl might not ask for anything during your entire holiday, but you better believe she is playing what we refer to as the ‘long-game’. At some point in the not-too-distant-future and without almost any warning, you can bet your bottom dollar that the family buffalo in village gets sick or papa falls out of a tree and needs his hospital bills paid. Please do remember though, she is ‘different!’ and not about money at all!

Picking the best performer on a gogo bar stage is like...

Picking the best performer off that gogo stage is a bit like fishing. You’re hoping to reel in a trophy but sometimes end up with crap and throwing her back just as quick as you get her beside you.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Thailand Bar Monger Sex Survey Says..

For all of you hardcore bar mongers how many items below are you able to check off your “to do” list so far?

1: Barfine the star of the bar pole dancer that can bend her body like a python around that chrome pole.

2: Barfine the nude jacuzzi tub soapy bubbles showgirl.

3. Barfine the hot candle wax and  baby oil showgirl.

4: Barfine the ping pong ball showgirl and her ping pong ball.

5: Screw a bargirl with an 18 inch long wooden mini baseball bat to go extra innings.

6: Barfine not just sisters but twin sisters.

7: Barfine two lesbian showgirls right after you saw them do their act on stage.

8: Barfine a gogo dancer with the best and biggest tits in the bar.

9: Have sex with a midget.

10: Barfine a post-op ladyboy with the full snip, clip and clit installation and silicone tits.

Commentary:  As for me? I can only say that I’ve hit 9 out of 10. It’s damn hard finding a sexy midget!!! Lol...